Mufti Chand

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Peep...Peep... Mufti Chand aa rhy hin... Oo ho ye kia howa..

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Peep..Peep..
Mufti CHAND ki gari penchr ho gyee hai...
Eslye Intzr krain Mufti Chand k penchr lagny tak phr hoga hathmi ILLAN

Intezar

Socha tha har mor per aap ka intzar karainper.... per.... Per... per... Per...
Kambakht sarak hi seedhi nikli

Mufti Chand

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Peep...Peep... Mufti Chand aa rhy hin... Oo ho ye kia howa..

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Peep..Peep..
Mufti CHAND ki gari penchr ho gyee hai...
Eslye Intzr krain Mufti Chand k penchr lagny tak phr hoga hathmi ILLAN

Time pass

Dosti karo colloge wali se pyar karo office wali se program karo paros wali se
aankh larao sali se love karo dil wali se aur mar khao ghar wali se.

Parnts ki marzi ki shadiyan

Pakistan mein shadian parnts ki marzi se hoti hain
is liye dulhe k liye dulhan srprise hoti hai
ghungat uthane k baad
ya
To
aishwaria
ya
Pher
jaysuria

Bachy our Biwiyan

Pewasta reh shajar se umeed-e-bahar rakh...
Bachay 2 he achay,
biwian beshak 4 rakh...

Two Balls

Girl : What do u like in me ??
Boy : Those two big balls having black dots in it.
Girl : Whattt ?
Boy : Yes i like your Eyes.
Really beautiful".
Think positive

Ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agar aik "SHIP" mein :
Pervaiz Musharaf
Nawaz Sharif
Shahbaz sharif
Fazal ur Rahman
Asfundyar
Zardari
aor
Altaf Hussain
Chodry Bradran wagairah baithay hoon aor "SHIP" doob jaey tou ap k khayal mein koon bach jae ga??????????????????????
Hamara Piyara
*"PAKISTAN"*

Susti ki Inteha

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Geo Pathan

Ek pathan ki chatri main sorakh tha,
kisi ne pucha,
umbrella me hole kyun?
Pathan bola,
oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
:- :-)GEO pathan

Keep Long Nails

IF U lovE sum0ne donT keeP iN uR hearT!
keeP iN uR naiLs!
BcoZ iF yoU Fail iN lovE don't breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiL!
thatS whY girLS keeP lonG naiLs!

Faraz

Son: Papa koi shair sunain.
Papa: Rasm-e-ulfat he ijazat nahi daiti warna,
Bhoolain ge tumhe yun k Sada yaad karo ge
Sön innocently: Ye shair to nahi ta,
Is mai 'Faraz' kahin b nahi aya...

Murghii

1 admi ne anda fry kya to wo jal gya,
murghi ne dekh lya.
murghi ne admi ko mun pr zor se thapr mrty hue kaha:
"tenu deyna pavy te lug pata javy"

Pathan Cold Drink

Agar Pathan Koi Cold Drink Banaye
To Uska Naam Kia Hoga?????
Think????"KHOCHA COLA"Laka Lash Pash Prducts Pvt. Ltd

Daughter Is In Love

Wife: I Think Our Daughter Is In LoVe With Someone . . ..
Husband: How Do You Know?.Wife: Because She Is Not Asking For Pocket Money.

Panchvii Pass

Kya ap Panchvi Pass se Tez Han?

_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_
In numbrs ko aise arange karen k jis taraf s b add karen ans 15 aye.

suicide bomber aftr blast

A suicide bomber aftr blast wrote n email to His Commandr
Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen,
May jannat se bhi aagay nikal gia hun! :-D

Choottii

Teacher:
Qayamat k Din Zameen phat jayegi,
Asmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Gharz her cheez Fana ho jayegii,
COMSATIAN:
Tu Kia Us Din Comsats Say Chootti Hogiiii?

DOsti

Mai tu apni tanhayioun se tang a kar dost banany nikla tha,
" Faraaz " Dost B aisay milay k mujy aur tanha kar gay...

Friendship Value

FriEndSHip iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd,
BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

Choro Naa

Larka: Tumhrii ankhain kitni khubsurat hain.
Larki: Choro Naa
Larka: Tumhary Baal kitny Khubsurat hain.
Larki: Choro Naa
Larka: Itni Daer say Chor he tu raha tha. (^-^)